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Continue to ChatKeeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level. - Quentin Crisp from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/keeping-up-with-the-joneses-was-a-full-time-job-with-my-mother-and-father-it-was-not-until-many-years-later